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Hello From Cuba - Part 4 - Bureaucracy Galore - The University Of Havana

Hotel Havana Libre, Tuesday, April 5, 2005,of sex tourism where men (and even women)
7:20  pmcome to Cuba to engage in easily available
erotic  experiences.
Yesterday I had to sign up for my Spanish
course at the University of Havana. ThePedro and I walked through the old town and
Campus of the University is an astoundinglyof course along the Malecon (the seafront
beautiful collection of classical buildingsboulevard) and saw the beautiful Plaza Vieja
and a Cuban tank graces the entrance to theand the Plaza de la Catedral where a mass was
library.being held for the passing of Pope John Paul
II.
At 9 am all the foreign students, about 40 of
them, met in the Edificio Varona and we wereThis was very interesting, since Cuba is a
shepherded by various professors into a veryCommunist / official atheist country and
antiquated lecture hall. (By the way, of thethere are much fewer Catholics today than
5 or 6 washroom stalls in the women´sbefore the Revolution. Actually much of
bathroom, only 1 or 2 have toilets in them,Cuba´s religion is a mixture of
no toilet seats, and no running water in theCatholicism and Santeria (religious practices
sinks. Again a sign of rather run-downof the African slaves). Regardless of
infrastructure...)religiousness, Cuba has declared a 3-day
"duelo nacional" (a national mourning period
There they told us about the program, butfor the Pope) and the mass was attended by
only in Spanish, which was okay for me, sincehundreds  of  people.
I speak Spanish, but about half the group was
completely lost. We then had to do a quickPedro and I then had a nice meal in the
written placement test to assess our existing"Barrio Chino" (Havana's Chinatown) for 5.60
Spanish skills and then the bureaucracyCUC (less than US$6) for 2 people and 2
began.vegetarian meals and soft drinks. After a
nice dinner he again flagged down a local
We found out that we needed the followingprivate car driver and gave him about 1 CUC
documents:for picking us up and dropping us off at my
Hotel. At midnight I dropped into bed,
-  a  copy  of  our  passportsexhausted.
- an official copy of the hotel guest cardHowever, at 4 am this morning I awoke with
and/or a copy of the licence of the privatemajor intestinal problems. Apparently my
Casa  ParticularChinese meal had not become me so well and I
had serious digestive issues emanating from
- 200 CUC (Convertible Cuban Pesos) in cashboth sides of my body. This morning I realy
for a 2-week course or more for other coursesfelt rotten and I ended up using my own
medical kit for the first time and took some
- 40 CUC for changing our tourist visa to anImmodium.
academic visa (in fiscal stamps which we had
to  obtain  abuot  5  km  away)I was unable to eat breakfast, but I made my
way to the university where at 9 am our
-  2  passport  photosclasses started. Surprisingly the placement
test had put me into the level of
- 25 CUC in cash to expedite our academic"perfeccionamiento", the highest level and
visa  if  we  are  in  town for only 2 weeks.the level of Spanish in my class was indeed
very high. The class consists of 7 students,
I linked up with a bunch of foreign studentsa young woman from England, a young female
and we headed off together on our quest tomedical student from Denmark, a middle-aged
fulfill the Cuban desire for Burocratismo. Wefemale doctor from Finland, a young male law
first obtained cash at bank at the Hotelstudent from Sweden, a young woman and man
Havana Libre, then got the passport picturesfrom  Norway  and myself from Austria/Canada.
done (to be ready for pickup 3 hours later),
then searched for the other bank on Calle 23Obviuosly there is a very heavy Scandinavian
that would provide us with the 40CUC stampsslant in my class and it seems everyone in
for the academic visa. With extremely longthe class is a hobby sociologist, political
lineups everywhere, this took us about 2 or 3scientist, environmentalist and historian. We
hours.asked some rather tough questions about Cuban
life, the political system, the economic
Then we got really hungry and we werehardships, the double economy, the situation
approached by a local "Jinetero" (restaurantof women and blacks in Cuba, machismo and the
tout) who promised us a complete meal withsituation  of  the  environment.
main dish, salad and side dish for 6 or 7
CUC. We walked with him, only to find outSome of these questions made our female
that the wait at the Paladar (privateprofessor feel extremely uncomfortable and it
restaurant) would be about 45 minutes to evenseemed like she was squirming under the
sit down, not including food preparationbarrage of probing political and sociological
time.questions. She got very defensive a few times
about the Cuban system and only after we
So we walked up Calle 21 and a privatediscussed the good and bad aspects of
restaurant owner approached us for a meal andEuropean and Canadian societies did she
we gave in and came inside. It was aloosen up a bit and become a bit more open
beautiful colonial villa, except that theand frank about the real Cuban life. It seems
guest room with is obligatory 3 tables and 12that to this day Cubans have to be very
seats was in a dark small dingy roomcareful  about  what  they  say  in  public.
completely  without  windows.
For example, she frankly admitted that racism
However, we had a delicious home-cooked meal,still exists in Cuba and to this day it is
I had roasted chicken with rice & beans,still a country with a lot of machismo.
salad and a lemon soft drink, all for 8 CUCHowever, she did not admit that Internet
(about 8 US$). 2 of my student colleaguesaccess and access to non-Communist media is
were from Germany and the other fellow isforbidden for Cubans, she simply explained it
from Toronto as well, but originally fromas an economic issue. (Several of my
Poland. We had some great conversations andcolleagues had heard otherwise in their
it was interesting linking up with a bunch oftravels in Cuba, simply that a Cuban is not
Europeans  in  Havana.allowed to have access to the Internet). She
also admitted that it is not allowed for
After a brief rest in the hotel, my friendCubans to visit the tourist areas of the
Pedro again picked me up in the evening and ICayos (e.g. Cayo Coco) which is exclusively
couldn´t help but tell him about myreserved for tourists and Cubans have no
experience with the Cocotaxi driveraccess to that area whatsoever, a definite
yesterday, who had tried to pick me up,point  of  contention  among  the  locals.
despite my clarifications and statements that
I was married and not interested in anyClass ended about 1:20 and my upset stomach
amorous  activities.did not allow me to intake any food. I headed
back to my hotel, slept a little and have
Pedro explained that sexual relations in Cubabeen on the Internet for the past 2 or so
are a relatively common, easy-going thing andhours (racking up a bill of about $US 20.00
that it is very common for people to link upor  s0),  documenting  my  trip.
for quick "meaningful overnight
relationships". He referred to the CubanIt´'ll be a quiet evening tonight since
people as very "passionate and hot-blooded",I am trying to settle down my stomach. But I
I guess that explains a couple of theam sure the adventures and the learning will
advances that I have been receiving so far,continue tomorrow.
particularly since there is also quite a lot



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