Hello From Cuba - Part 4 - Bureaucracy Galore - The University Of Havana

Hotel Havana Libre, Tuesday, April 5, 2005, 7:20 pmCuba to engage in easily available erotic experiences.
Yesterday I had to sign up for my Spanish course atPedro and I walked through the old town and of
the University of Havana. The Campus of thecourse along the Malecon (the seafront boulevard)
University is an astoundingly beautiful collection ofand saw the beautiful Plaza Vieja and the Plaza de la
classical buildings and a Cuban tank graces theCatedral where a mass was being held for the
entrance to the library.passing of Pope John Paul II.
At 9 am all the foreign students, about 40 of them,This was very interesting, since Cuba is a Communist
met in the Edificio Varona and we were shepherded/ official atheist country and there are much fewer
by various professors into a very antiquated lectureCatholics today than before the Revolution. Actually
hall. (By the way, of the 5 or 6 washroom stalls inmuch of Cuba´s religion is a mixture of
the women´s bathroom, only 1 or 2 haveCatholicism and Santeria (religious practices of the
toilets in them, no toilet seats, and no running waterAfrican slaves). Regardless of religiousness, Cuba has
in the sinks. Again a sign of rather run-downdeclared a 3-day "duelo nacional" (a national mourning
infrastructure...)period for the Pope) and the mass was attended by
There they told us about the program, but only inhundreds of people.
Spanish, which was okay for me, since I speakPedro and I then had a nice meal in the "Barrio Chino"
Spanish, but about half the group was completely(Havana's Chinatown) for 5.60 CUC (less than US$6)
lost. We then had to do a quick written placementfor 2 people and 2 vegetarian meals and soft drinks.
test to assess our existing Spanish skills and then theAfter a nice dinner he again flagged down a local
bureaucracy began.private car driver and gave him about 1 CUC for
We found out that we needed the followingpicking us up and dropping us off at my Hotel. At
documents:midnight I dropped into bed, exhausted.
- a copy of our passportsHowever, at 4 am this morning I awoke with major
- an official copy of the hotel guest card and/or aintestinal problems. Apparently my Chinese meal had
copy of the licence of the private Casa Particularnot become me so well and I had serious digestive
- 200 CUC (Convertible Cuban Pesos) in cash for aissues emanating from both sides of my body. This
2-week course or more for other coursesmorning I realy felt rotten and I ended up using my
- 40 CUC for changing our tourist visa to anown medical kit for the first time and took some
academic visa (in fiscal stamps which we had toImmodium.
obtain abuot 5 km away)I was unable to eat breakfast, but I made my way
- 2 passport photosto the university where at 9 am our classes started.
- 25 CUC in cash to expedite our academic visa if weSurprisingly the placement test had put me into the
are in town for only 2 weeks.level of "perfeccionamiento", the highest level and the
I linked up with a bunch of foreign students and welevel of Spanish in my class was indeed very high.
headed off together on our quest to fulfill the CubanThe class consists of 7 students, a young woman
desire for Burocratismo. We first obtained cash atfrom England, a young female medical student from
bank at the Hotel Havana Libre, then got theDenmark, a middle-aged female doctor from Finland,
passport pictures done (to be ready for pickup 3a young male law student from Sweden, a young
hours later), then searched for the other bank onwoman and man from Norway and myself from
Calle 23 that would provide us with the 40CUCAustria/Canada.
stamps for the academic visa. With extremely longObviuosly there is a very heavy Scandinavian slant in
lineups everywhere, this took us about 2 or 3 hours.my class and it seems everyone in the class is a
Then we got really hungry and we were approachedhobby sociologist, political scientist, environmentalist
by a local "Jinetero" (restaurant tout) who promisedand historian. We asked some rather tough questions
us a complete meal with main dish, salad and side dishabout Cuban life, the political system, the economic
for 6 or 7 CUC. We walked with him, only to find outhardships, the double economy, the situation of
that the wait at the Paladar (private restaurant)women and blacks in Cuba, machismo and the
would be about 45 minutes to even sit down, notsituation of the environment.
including food preparation time.Some of these questions made our female professor
So we walked up Calle 21 and a private restaurantfeel extremely uncomfortable and it seemed like she
owner approached us for a meal and we gave in andwas squirming under the barrage of probing political
came inside. It was a beautiful colonial villa, exceptand sociological questions. She got very defensive a
that the guest room with is obligatory 3 tables andfew times about the Cuban system and only after
12 seats was in a dark small dingy room completelywe discussed the good and bad aspects of European
without windows.and Canadian societies did she loosen up a bit and
However, we had a delicious home-cooked meal, Ibecome a bit more open and frank about the real
had roasted chicken with rice & beans, salad andCuban life. It seems that to this day Cubans have to
a lemon soft drink, all for 8 CUC (about 8 US$). 2 ofbe very careful about what they say in public.
my student colleagues were from Germany and theFor example, she frankly admitted that racism still
other fellow is from Toronto as well, but originallyexists in Cuba and to this day it is still a country with
from Poland. We had some great conversations anda lot of machismo. However, she did not admit that
it was interesting linking up with a bunch ofInternet access and access to non-Communist media
Europeans in Havana.is forbidden for Cubans, she simply explained it as an
After a brief rest in the hotel, my friend Pedro againeconomic issue. (Several of my colleagues had heard
picked me up in the evening and I couldn´totherwise in their travels in Cuba, simply that a Cuban
help but tell him about my experience with theis not allowed to have access to the Internet). She
Cocotaxi driver yesterday, who had tried to pick mealso admitted that it is not allowed for Cubans to visit
up, despite my clarifications and statements that Ithe tourist areas of the Cayos (e.g. Cayo Coco)
was married and not interested in any amorouswhich is exclusively reserved for tourists and Cubans
activities.have no access to that area whatsoever, a definite
Pedro explained that sexual relations in Cuba are apoint of contention among the locals.
relatively common, easy-going thing and that it isClass ended about 1:20 and my upset stomach did
very common for people to link up for quicknot allow me to intake any food. I headed back to
"meaningful overnight relationships". He referred tomy hotel, slept a little and have been on the Internet
the Cuban people as very "passionate andfor the past 2 or so hours (racking up a bill of about
hot-blooded", I guess that explains a couple of the$US 20.00 or s0), documenting my trip.
advances that I have been receiving so far,It´'ll be a quiet evening tonight since I am
particularly since there is also quite a lot of sextrying to settle down my stomach. But I am sure the
tourism where men (and even women) come toadventures and the learning will continue tomorrow.